I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
i will never coherently bang her
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
