There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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