You surviving the open bar?
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Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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