What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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