Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
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Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
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It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
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