dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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