4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
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