so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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