I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Shame - the story of my life.
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