I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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