I hope mine doesn't look like that
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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