what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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