Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
