Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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