yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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