The maid of honor just puked.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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