TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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