:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
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June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
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I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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