At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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