Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
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Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
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Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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