Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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