I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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