I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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