So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
drinking out of a sandbucket again
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It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
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I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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