You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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