Just mADE A PArabola og urine
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
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The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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