I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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