Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
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