One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
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Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
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Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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