She's JV to your varsity
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
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when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
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So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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