i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Randomize
