i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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