went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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