Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
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I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
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We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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