how can u be prego again
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
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Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
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Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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