i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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