look no pants
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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