He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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