Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
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don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
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I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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