She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
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im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
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You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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