Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
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He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
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My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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