Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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