i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
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Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
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sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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