There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
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I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
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Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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