I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
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I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
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The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
My breasts were aching with rage.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
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