I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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