Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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