It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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