and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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