i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
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Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
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Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Success! We fucked roommates!
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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