Apparently you make a good broom.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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