The panties match.
I'll be right there.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
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